Shley's Wonderful world of Pants

Seriously, You don't understand!

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:35:13 GMT

VOTE DONGS!

Thu, 22 May 2008 07:06:06 GMT

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:40:50 GMT

If you believe any of the facts in this movie - Kill yourself.

Joking ofcourse.. but seriously..... ;)

Somethingawful Threads

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:05:28 GMT

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2821171

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2820559

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2816699

Bring it on home

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:28:47 GMT

Ladies and gentlemen, we understand that you have come tonight to bear witness to the sound of breaks, and maybe a little bit of drum'n'bass or something. If that's the case then prepare to be shocked, tortured and fucked with a sonic assault of monstrous proportions. Its time to let go. Time to clench your arsecheeks, and wish for the best.

Twitter

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:07:39 GMT

Does anyone use it?

MrShlee.com is getting completed piece by piece - line by line

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:34:24 GMT

http://mrshlee.com/

I'm very confused as to what will actually happen to mrshlee.com

Maybe it'll be a place to dump my random internet finds or a replacement for livejournal to store my venting.

Hello, leaders of pastafarianism. We are Anonymous.

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:06:55 GMT

and the video that started it all

All the Many-Splendored Things in Between

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:11:53 GMT

Coitobalnism (KOH-i-toh-BAL-niz'm) - Sex in the bath or shower.
Sacifricosis (SAK-oh-fri-KOH-sis) - The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genetalia through your pants pockets. "playing pocket pool" or "pocket hockey"
Noeclexis (NOH-i-KLEK-sis) - The practice of selecting a partner based on intellegence and character without regard for physical attractiveness.
Zoanthropy (zoh-An-thruh-pee) - The delusion that one is an animal.
Trichotillomania (TRIK-oh-TIL-uh-MAY-nee-uh) - A compulsion to pull out one's hair.
Witzelsucht (VITS-ul-suukt) - A feeble attempt at humor.
Amychesis (AM-i-KEE-sis) - The involuntary act of scratching or clawing your partner in the heat of passion.
Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast) - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.
Paraphilia (PAR-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - A preoccupation with unusual or abnormal sexual practices.
Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.
Typhlobasia (TIF-luh-BAY-zee-uh) - Kissing with the eyes closed.
Mammaquatia (MAM-uh-KWAY-shee-uh) - The bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises.
Cingulomania (SING-gyoo-loh-MAY-nee-uh) - A strong desire to hold a person in your arms.
Ozoamblyrosis (OH-zoh-AM-bli-ROH-sis) - Loss of sexual apetite because your partner has wicked B.O.
Amomaxia (AM-uh-MAX-see-uh) - Love-making in a parked car.
Colpocoquette (KAHL-puh-koh-KET) - A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom, and who makes good use of its allure.
Melolagnia (MEL-uh-LAG-nee-uh) - Amorous feelings inspired by music.
Krukolibidinous (KROO-koh-li-BID-i-nus) - Crotch-watching; having one's gaze fixated on the crotch.
Tripsolagnophilia (TRIP-suh-LAG-nuh-FIL-ee-uh) - The desire to obtain sexual pleasure from massage.
Anorchous (an-ORK-us) - Devoid or deprived of testicles; in colloquial lingo, "has no balls."
Mastilagnia (MAS-ti-LAG-nee-uh) - Sexual pleasure derived from being whipped.
Medectasia (MED-ek-TAY-zhee-uh) - The bulge seen through a man's clothing created by his genetalia.
Erotographomania (e-RAHT-uh-GRAF-uh-MAY-nee-uh) - A mania from writing ardent love letters, or an obsession with erotic riting.
Basorexia (BAY-zuh-REK-see-uh) - An overwhelming desire to kiss or neck.
Cacocallia (KAK-uh-KAL-shee-uh) - The paradoxical state of being ugly but at the same time sexually desireable.
Hirsutophilia (hur-S(Y)OOT-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - Attraction to hairy men.
Imparlibidinous (im-PAHR-li-BIDi-nus) - Unequal in sexual desire.
Sphallolalia (SFAL-oh-LAY-lee-yuh) - Flirtatious talk that does not lead to amorous action.
Viricapnity (VI-ri-KAP-ni-tee) - The aura of virile sexuality presumed to emanate from a man who is smoking.
Timotrudia (TIM-uh-TROO-dee-uh) - Sexual timidity or bashfulness.
Misomaniac (Mis-oh-MAY-nee-ak) - A person who hates everything.
Slattern (SLAT-turn) - A slovenly woman or girl; also, a prostitute.
Paneity (pun-NEE-i-tee) - The state of being bread.
Dysania (dis-AY-nee-uh) - The state of having a rough time waking up and dragging yourself out of bed in the morning.
Dactylion (dak-TIL-ee-ahn) - The tip of the middle finger.
Litch (LIH-ch) - A mass of tangled, matted hair.
Buccula (BUHK-yuu-luh) - A double chin.
Onychophagy (AHN-i-KAHF-uh-jee) - The habit of bitting one's fingernails.
Horripilate (hahr-RIP-uh-layt) - To get goose bumps.
Lalochezia (LAL-uh-KEE-zee-uh) - The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress.
Omophagist (oh-MAHF-uh-jist) - A person who eats raw flesh.
Latrinalia (LA-tri-NAY-lee-uh) - Bathroom graffiti.
Tubicination (t (y)oo-BIS-i-NAY-shin) - The act of blowing on a brass wind instrument.
Polylogize (puh-LIL-uh-jyz) - To talk excessivley.
Tartarology (TAHR-tur-AHL-uh-jee) - Instruction or doctrine concerning Hell.
Alopecist (uh-LAHP-i-sist) - A person who claims to prevent or cure baldness.
Ascian (ASH-ee-in) - A person without a shadow.
Agelast (AJ-uh-last) - A person that never laughs.
Peotomy (pee-AHT-uh-mee) - Amputation of the penis.

Congratulations, You're adequate!

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:26:44 GMT

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:59:40 GMT

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=hr110-847

THIS IS HOW FAR WE HAVE COME!!

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:05:34 GMT

Sherri Shepherd...

After attempts to explain the Greek-Roman-Christian chronology was futile, as Sherri insisted, "Jesus came first before them."

"Nowadays, if you hit a man, you better be expected to get slapped right back,"

(I'll) never donate them to science. In fact, "they will stay in that freezer until Jesus comes."

After declaring she didn't "believe in evolution, period," new "View" co-host Sherri Shepherd thought the world was flat.

FUCK! Jesus was born before history and Evil_ution is a lie.. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/sherri-shepherd

Puppy love

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:15:29 GMT

15 seconds and your hooked.

Hey Tess!

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:52:26 GMT

I'm bringing it back

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:11:09 GMT

I know this is not recent.. nor funny.. nor original but I did make it myself.

I'm just showing my love for the great flowchart MEME

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:47:11 GMT

http://www.microsoft.com/australia/easier/#attack

All I want for Christmas is a Glow in the Dark Fish

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:15:00 GMT

http://www.glofish.com/

but it seems some people are intent on making it illegal to let these beautiful fishes from entering the country! BASTARDS, I HATE THEM!

http://www.gopetition.com.au/petitions/stop-glofish-risk-of-genetic-pollution-to-the-environment.html
http://www.northshoretimes.com.au/article/2007/08/17/3281_news.html
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/12/29/1072546469476.html

New Hair/// new hair.... new hair

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:10:19 GMT

Achievable only when using Goth Juice, the most powerful hairspray know to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith!

Are you selling something?

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:07:36 GMT

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