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Seriously, You don't understand! [Jun. 3rd, 2008|11:04 am]
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VOTE DONGS! [May. 22nd, 2008|04:35 pm]
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Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed [Apr. 18th, 2008|11:08 am]
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If you believe any of the facts in this movie - Kill yourself.

Joking ofcourse.. but seriously..... ;)
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Somethingawful Threads [Apr. 10th, 2008|12:34 pm]
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2821171

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2820559

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2816699
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Bring it on home [Apr. 5th, 2008|12:58 am]
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Ladies and gentlemen, we understand that you have come tonight to bear witness to the sound of breaks, and maybe a little bit of drum'n'bass or something. If that's the case then prepare to be shocked, tortured and fucked with a sonic assault of monstrous proportions. Its time to let go. Time to clench your arsecheeks, and wish for the best.
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Twitter [Apr. 4th, 2008|01:37 pm]
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Does anyone use it?
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MrShlee.com is getting completed piece by piece - line by line [Mar. 25th, 2008|03:03 am]
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http://mrshlee.com/

I'm very confused as to what will actually happen to mrshlee.com

Maybe it'll be a place to dump my random internet finds or a replacement for livejournal to store my venting.
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Hello, leaders of pastafarianism. We are Anonymous. [Feb. 9th, 2008|12:36 am]
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and the video that started it all

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All the Many-Splendored Things in Between [Jan. 20th, 2008|07:08 pm]
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Coitobalnism (KOH-i-toh-BAL-niz'm) - Sex in the bath or shower.
Sacifricosis (SAK-oh-fri-KOH-sis) - The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genetalia through your pants pockets. "playing pocket pool" or "pocket hockey"
Noeclexis (NOH-i-KLEK-sis) - The practice of selecting a partner based on intellegence and character without regard for physical attractiveness.
Zoanthropy (zoh-An-thruh-pee) - The delusion that one is an animal.
Trichotillomania (TRIK-oh-TIL-uh-MAY-nee-uh) - A compulsion to pull out one's hair.
Witzelsucht (VITS-ul-suukt) - A feeble attempt at humor.
Amychesis (AM-i-KEE-sis) - The involuntary act of scratching or clawing your partner in the heat of passion.
Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast) - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.
Paraphilia (PAR-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - A preoccupation with unusual or abnormal sexual practices.
Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.
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Congratulations, You're adequate! [Jan. 20th, 2008|03:19 am]
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2007|08:29 pm]
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http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=hr110-847
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THIS IS HOW FAR WE HAVE COME!! [Dec. 7th, 2007|04:30 am]
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Sherri Shepherd...

After attempts to explain the Greek-Roman-Christian chronology was futile, as Sherri insisted, "Jesus came first before them."

"Nowadays, if you hit a man, you better be expected to get slapped right back,"

(I'll) never donate them to science. In fact, "they will stay in that freezer until Jesus comes."

After declaring she didn't "believe in evolution, period," new "View" co-host Sherri Shepherd thought the world was flat.

FUCK! Jesus was born before history and Evil_ution is a lie.. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/sherri-shepherd
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Puppy love [Nov. 26th, 2007|06:44 pm]
Shlee

15 seconds and your hooked.
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Hey Tess! [Nov. 6th, 2007|12:18 am]
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I'm bringing it back [Sep. 18th, 2007|07:40 pm]
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I know this is not recent.. nor funny.. nor original but I did make it myself.

I'm just showing my love for the great flowchart MEME
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2007|08:17 pm]
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http://www.microsoft.com/australia/easier/#attack
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All I want for Christmas is a Glow in the Dark Fish [Aug. 27th, 2007|07:30 pm]
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http://www.glofish.com/

but it seems some people are intent on making it illegal to let these beautiful fishes from entering the country! BASTARDS, I HATE THEM!

http://www.gopetition.com.au/petitions/stop-glofish-risk-of-genetic-pollution-to-the-environment.html
http://www.northshoretimes.com.au/article/2007/08/17/3281_news.html
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/12/29/1072546469476.html
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New Hair/// new hair.... new hair [Aug. 17th, 2007|10:34 am]
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Achievable only when using Goth Juice, the most powerful hairspray know to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith!
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Are you selling something? [Aug. 13th, 2007|02:36 pm]
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